BlazBlue Review Now Up

4 random (but quality) reviews of BlazBlue for Xbox 360 and PS3. Plus HD gameplay videos.
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20% Off Used Wii Games Coupon

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Call of Juarez Bound in Blood Review Now Up

Check out our reviews of Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood for the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC...and by "our reviews" we mean other peoples - 4 of them to be exact (it's good to have varying opinions) as well as a bunch of HD gameplay videos and game trailers.

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Michael Jackson Dead!

Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack! He was rushed to UCLA Medical Center in California after paramedics found him at his home not breathing.
No statements are being made as of yet.
Source

TMZ reports "Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back,...A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived." source

There were concerns about Jackson's health in recent years but the promoters of the 50 London shows Jackson was to perform beginning July 13th, AEG Live, said in March that Jackson had passed a 4-1/2 hour physical examination with independent doctors. source

Bethesda Acquires Id Software...Kinda

The parent company of Bethesda Games, Zeni-Max, has acquired Id Software and all the great games they produce. That does not mean that the house that Doom built will be expecting bunk mates from the Maryland company. Zeni-Max CEO Robert Altman had this to say on Id's continued independence:
"We, along with many others, consider id Software to be among the finest game studios in the world, with extraordinary design, artistic and technical capabilities. They have demonstrated, repeatedly, that rare ability to create franchise properties that are critical and commercial successes. Our intention is to make sure id Software will continue to do what they do best – make AAA games. Our role will be to provide publisher support through Bethesda Softworks and give id Software the resources it needs to grow and expand."
The co-founder of Id, John Carmack further elaborates on the relationship expected from the two game makers:
"We're really getting kind of tired competing with our own publishers in terms of how our titles will be featured,And we've really gotten more IPs than we've been able to take advantage of, and working with other companies hasn't been working out as spectacularly as it could. So the idea of actually becoming a publisher and merging Bethesda and ZeniMax on there [is ideal.] It would be hard to imagine a more complementary relationship. They are triple A, top-of-the-line in what they do in the RPGs. And they have no overlap with all the things we do in the FPSes." source
So there you have it. Id will gain it's own "in-house" publisher and Bethesda can expect a bump (or two) in graphics quality for future game releases using Id's superior technology. I hope this means that the BFG9000 will make an appearance in Elder Scrolls 5.

Rose McGowan As Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

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Hilarious! The PC Guy & Obama

I know this clip is almost 15 minutes long but we encourage you to watch it all the way through. The guy who plays PC on those stupid iMac commercials is incredibly funny when addressing Obama. Incredibly Funny.

Narwhals Are Highly Addictive

Be warned: This is the most silly yet addictive fucking song you have ever heard. You will be singing this shit for days, perhaps even in your sleep...You have been warned.

Ed McMahon Dead At 86

Ed McMahon grew up in the same city as I did and the one I'm currently residing in - Lowell, MA.
He graduated from the same High School I did as well, though 57 years earlier and his favorite hotdog stand is the one I used to go to after drivers-ed class.

Here's to you Ed, you made it out.

Alyssa Milano As Tila (Soul Calibur III)

I was fooling around with Photoshop the other day and came up with this. What do you think?

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Peter Vs Chicken - Fight Posters (Family Guy)

Man Vs Chicken - the eternal struggle continues.

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Megan Fox In A Star Wars T-Shirt

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Megan Fox Is Looking For A New Boyfriend...

Gisele Bundchen Nude Photos...Kinda / Sorta

Gisele Bundchen in all her sexy Brazilian glory graces the cover of Photo magazine this month.

You can check out all the photos via the Gisele Photo Gallery

Metal Gear Solid Goes 3D - & Maybe PS3 Too

Metal Gear Solid is coming to an arcade near you (providing you live in Japan) and it will be in 3D. That's right, the stealth action game has snuck it's way onto the 3D band-wagon that has so enamored Hollywood.
Installed in groups of two or more, the arcade units can be linked together for multiplayer "online like" battle. Judging from the trailer, it looks to be very similar to the online component of Metal Gear Solid 4.
The exciting part of this to us is the 3D component. Sony showed off some cool 3D tech at this past Consumer Electronics Show. Though Sony was quick to point out that "This is just a look at what 3D could look like if Sony decided to move in this direction", Neil Schneider , the head of the 3D advocacy group Meant To Be Seen stated in an interview that he's heard from insiders that "Sony "fully intends" to support stereoscopic 3D gaming and Blu-ray 3D on the Sony Playstation 3 in 2009" and "console support will only need a bios upgrade to work, and we are told that the ability to add this capability via bios may be unique to Sony PS3 versus the other console solutions." - source, source
We may be reading the tea leaves wrong here, but we feel it's just no coincidence that the release of the PS3's biggest title in a 3D format, coupled with industry insider rumor, and Sony actually showcasing the tech!, that the PS3 is setting itself up for the unveiling of Stereoscopic 3D display support like those offered by IZ3D. A great way to showcase such a feature to potential consumers would be to offer a 3D component or mode as part of a highly anticipated release - something like a Metal Gear Solid game...

Below are the trailer for Metal Gear 3D and the E3 Kojima announcement.





We anaglyphed and wiggled some of the screenshots to "see" how 3D they are. Click on one to enlarge them.

Basketball Game Marriage Proposal Fail

Ouch! That hurts.

Futurama Back On TV!

Well, not until mid 2010...but far off Futurama is still way better than no new futurama. And buying those dvd's was getting expensive - a 16 episode season of anything shouldn't cost $80 - regardless of how they box it.
Comedy Central has inked a deal for 26 new episodes ( two seasons worth ) based on the popularity and sales of those dvd's, though they may not be the first outlet to show them -

As part of the deal, 20th still has an option to license the new episodes' original runs to a broadcast network (such as Fox). If the show does go to broadcast, Comedy Central's license fee will be reduced.
"It's a deal we're all happy with," said Comedy Central programming senior VP David Bernath. "It's a bigger win for us promotionally if we wind up going first... but if we wind up in second position, then the economics work out for us as well." - Variety.com

Who cares how they get here as long as they do. I'm jonsing for them like they were a case of Slurm.

My Name Is Unemployed - Earl Not Coming Back

My name is Earl will not be coming back to television next season. After shopping it around to any network they could get a meeting with, 20th Century has decided that they just can't afford to produce it any longer.
That sucks because Earl was one of only a few funny shows on television....that had Nadine Velasquez and Jamie Pressly running around in slutty outfits.

Fox 20th Century Television had this to say:

"Greg Garcia's brilliant 'My Name is Earl' kept America laughing for the past four seasons and certainly deserved to continue for many more."

"While we had hoped to find a way to produce additional episodes for TBS, in the final analysis we simply could not make the economics work without seriously undermining the artistic integrity of the series."

"As none of us, Greg included, want the show to go out on anything but a high note, we regret that we must put to rest any speculation that Earl will continue. We are grateful to everyone at TBS for their enthusiasm for the series and wish to offer our heartfelt thanks to the cast and crew of My Name is Earl for their incredible work."

You can still catch full episodes of Earl via: NBC.com & Hulu.com

V Is Returning To Your TV...Hide The Guinea Pigs!

If you're under 30 you probably don't remember the TV mini-series "V", in which an alien race came to Earth looking for resources and friendship only later to reveal themselves as rodent eating lizard-people. I know, the 80's were awesome! ABC is bringing the series back this fall, though more a "re-imaging" than a remake it will feature the things we "V" fans love about the original - hot chicks eating rats...oh, and cool space ships.
The hot as hell, Jane Badler who played the visitors leader "Diana" in 1983 has been replaced by the even hotter Morena Baccarin, who is now known in the series as "Anna". Watch the trailers below carefully and you'll see "Juliette" from Lost fame making an appearance in this new version.
With updated visual effects and production values, this "V" looks like it might not totally suck, though I'm sure I'm going to miss the big hair, big sunglasses, and Michael Jackson "Thriller"/Nazi uniforms of the original.
Watch these trailers and let us know what you think.





Original Diana Eats A Rodent

Today In Celebrity Boobs

Last night was a good night for celebrity boob watching. Unless you like them little - in which case, you're on the wrong website.

Mariah Carey was out at the 75th anniversary of something. To tell you the truth once they showed the photos I forgot what it was they were talking about. Man, she's as crazy as a fucking Loon but those things are awesome!

See all of these pics via: Fadedyouthblog.com

Jessica Simpson was whoring it up at some New York City hotel. Evidently, she was bashed by some gossip types for her previous days outfit and thought unleashing the wonder twins would get everyone to forget. It worked! When I look at them a I can't remember a damn thing other than...see, a total blank...just like Jessica Simpson's thoughts.

More of her melons via: PopEater.com



Mary Carey is a whore. No really, she has sex for money. She may fancy herself an "adult film actress" but we all know that's just code word for skank. But what a beautiful skank she is. The great thing about her is unlike Mariah and Jessica you don't have to be famous to get your hand under her bra - a dinner at Katsuya and some blow should do the trick.


Immerse yourself in more of these pics via: ContactMusic.com