Garruk Has Arrived

I received my promo mail-in Garruk (from purchasing "MTG: DotP" on XBL) today...yesterday.
This is what it looks like.



I'm a collector by nature and as such, I tend to keep things in their packaging.
This is what it really looks like.

Your Daily WTF

I don't even know what that was, but I think we all just caught the Gay - you may want to call your HMO.

M:TG Duels Of The Fucktards

Magic: The Gathering - Duels of the Planeswalkers is my latest obsession. I love this game! Between work, gamecherry, & family though, I don't have a lot of time to fuck around. So, when I find some I like to play Duels.
The majority of players are cool enough not to quit a match when losing. But, then there's the fucking asshole that (in a lame attempt to increase their skill rank) quits after a 20 minute long session just as you're about to finally win and the end the game. 20 fucking minutes! That's not cool.
To those of you that practice this kind of play style, I have some gifts for you. The first is great big fuck you! FUCK YOU! The other are these two custom cards I made for you. Choke on them and die, you fucking losers.


















I never quit, no matter how bad I'm doing. If you're like-minded, find me on XBL. I play black exclusively, though.

Click HERE if you want to download the full size cards

Welcome SFIV Combatants

It's fun to dress Chun-Li. It's even more fun to undress her. Enjoy.

Hot Chicks Are Easy...To Collect

I put together a new hot "chick gallery" based on the 1956 Topps baseball card set.
I've included hotties you know and some you may not. Each one consists of personnel info, photo gallery, videos, and hopefully soon - some cool line art.
Pack number one is up now (each pack contains 5 base cards and 1 insert), with more packs to follow.

Check them out.

These Boobs Aren't Budging

Custom Madden 10 Cover For Xbox 360

Madden 10 is great. Ugly football players on the cover, not so much.
Replace it with this one, made especially for you.

The image is fairly large, so you'll need to download/open a zip file.

Get the cover HERE or ---->

Back In The Saddle

Holy Shit!, Blogger is working again. It took only 2 weeks...assholes.

Your Daily Awesome

I found this on the inter-webs the other day and thought I'd share it. I'm not sure who this chick is but she sure looks good drenched in whatever that is (liquid latex, I'm assuming - or maybe 10w40). The Photoshopping here is top notch.
Have an awesome photo you would like to share with us? Send it in and we'll put your name next to it - you'll be famous (not really).



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Johnny Git Yer Gun - ComicCon Wii Previews

Dead Space: Extraction


Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles

Vagina Fish?

I found this photo on the inter-webs yesterday and after looking at it several times, I'm still at a loss for what that thing protruding from the top is. Common sense says it's her pubic bone but I have never seen anything like it. Looks like the fin to some kind of mangled Vagina Fish.
What do you think?

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Motivational Boob Posters

Somehow I think you'll muster up the motivation to look at this gallery of Motivational Boob Posters...Come on, Boobs!

Check them out Here

Asian Melons Are High In Vitamin B(oobs)

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BlazBlue Review Now Up

4 random (but quality) reviews of BlazBlue for Xbox 360 and PS3. Plus HD gameplay videos.
Click Here for the goodness.

Call of Juarez Bound in Blood Review Now Up

Check out our reviews of Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood for the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC...and by "our reviews" we mean other peoples - 4 of them to be exact (it's good to have varying opinions) as well as a bunch of HD gameplay videos and game trailers.

Check it out here.

Bethesda Acquires Id Software...Kinda

The parent company of Bethesda Games, Zeni-Max, has acquired Id Software and all the great games they produce. That does not mean that the house that Doom built will be expecting bunk mates from the Maryland company. Zeni-Max CEO Robert Altman had this to say on Id's continued independence:
"We, along with many others, consider id Software to be among the finest game studios in the world, with extraordinary design, artistic and technical capabilities. They have demonstrated, repeatedly, that rare ability to create franchise properties that are critical and commercial successes. Our intention is to make sure id Software will continue to do what they do best – make AAA games. Our role will be to provide publisher support through Bethesda Softworks and give id Software the resources it needs to grow and expand."
The co-founder of Id, John Carmack further elaborates on the relationship expected from the two game makers:
"We're really getting kind of tired competing with our own publishers in terms of how our titles will be featured,And we've really gotten more IPs than we've been able to take advantage of, and working with other companies hasn't been working out as spectacularly as it could. So the idea of actually becoming a publisher and merging Bethesda and ZeniMax on there [is ideal.] It would be hard to imagine a more complementary relationship. They are triple A, top-of-the-line in what they do in the RPGs. And they have no overlap with all the things we do in the FPSes." source
So there you have it. Id will gain it's own "in-house" publisher and Bethesda can expect a bump (or two) in graphics quality for future game releases using Id's superior technology. I hope this means that the BFG9000 will make an appearance in Elder Scrolls 5.

Rose McGowan As Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

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Hilarious! The PC Guy & Obama

I know this clip is almost 15 minutes long but we encourage you to watch it all the way through. The guy who plays PC on those stupid iMac commercials is incredibly funny when addressing Obama. Incredibly Funny.

Narwhals Are Highly Addictive

Be warned: This is the most silly yet addictive fucking song you have ever heard. You will be singing this shit for days, perhaps even in your sleep...You have been warned.

Ed McMahon Dead At 86

Ed McMahon grew up in the same city as I did and the one I'm currently residing in - Lowell, MA.
He graduated from the same High School I did as well, though 57 years earlier and his favorite hotdog stand is the one I used to go to after drivers-ed class.

Here's to you Ed, you made it out.